Selcouth
Let your joy scream against the pain
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Cosmo sex tip #548
as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
(Source: ufocottoncandy, via hitlers-moustache)
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Kill your curiosity.
- Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
- Tan: Where do you want to be right now?
- Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
- Beige: What is your favorite dream?
- White: Who was your first kiss?
- Purple: Who was your last kiss?
- Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
- Gray: Share a relationship story.
- Green: Share a family story.
- Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
- Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
- Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
- Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
- Red: What are your hobbies?
- Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
- Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
- Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
- Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
